Funny of the Night

Friends T & B talking about the time a few years ago when they played Monopoly:

T: I was in mortgage up to my eyeballs! She had Boardwalk and Park Place!

B:She got a little competitive.
T: With three hotels on each one of them!

B: When she called me a greedy-money-pig, it was time to put the game away. I haven’t let her bring it out since then.

A greedy-money-pig! I love it! The only funnier thing? When friend L sent out a big long email describing the joys of living with a dog who eats through cans of wet cat food in the backseat of your car.